Thursday, June 9, 2011

Creaking Noise


Hello all! It has been a while since I last posted anything here. Glad to say that since I made my adjustments to my IKEA Bed and Lillaker Bed Slats just over a year ago that my Bed Slats have not fallen to the floor once! HOORAY! If you are new to this blog and are looking for a solution to your falling IKEA bed slats then check out my first post in the Blog Archive under April 2010. On a sad note my joy from solving the falling slat issue did not last long. Over time my bed has started making noises. The wood frame creaks or cracks every time someone gets on or off of the bed. Upon first examination I noticed that the side beam of the Bed Frame was composed of two parts, the Beam and a smaller finishing piece that was laminated to the top. What I had noticed right away was that these two pieces were starting to separate from each other on both sides of the bed. This was Suspect #1. The only other suspect in my opinion could be the Beam itself and where it attaches to the Head and Foot Boards (Suspect #2). My plan to solve this new IKEA Platform Bed problem was to simply cut some 2x4's and attempt to provide some extra support to the Beam taking pressure off of the simple one bolt attachment at each end. If this didn't work then I was going to quite possibly get "screw happy" with the Beam Finishing Piece or pull my hair out.

Opting to start my troubleshooting with Suspect #2 I quickly cut some non-chemically treated 2x4 lumber to size. Make sure you get the lumber that is not treated with chemicals as they will leach into the air in your bedroom. Probably wont kill ya but probably not good for ya either. Then again, thousands of people suck putrid toxins into their lungs all day long via legalized cancer sticks. What is another small dose of toxins to them? Moving right along........ I wedged these 2x4's right under the Side Beams directly in the middle. I wasted no time climbing into the bed and wouldnt ya know, NO NOISES!!!!! HOORAY! I am assuming that my wife did not cause this "creaking" to start and that it was my excessive weight problem that did. So my fellow disgruntled IKEA fans, either lose some weight or cut some wood. Peace!






p.s. You may want to paint the wood to match the decor and maybe secure the 2x4's with some hardware. I'm gonna be a rebel and go the No Hardware route. Wish me luck.


Monday, April 12, 2010

Sultan Lillaker IKEA Bed Slats Work-Around

Let me start by saying that I too am an IKEA victim. I fell head over heels for all things IKEA when we last changed residences. I was so infatuated with the "Presentation Show" that IKEA puts on that I abandoned all of my rational thoughts that make me the analytical planner that I am. Without a second thought and without any research I purchased our new furniture among which included an IKEA Malm Bed Frame and accompanying Sultan Lillaker Bed Slats. Due to my lack of research I did not find out until later (after return period lapsed) that the Lillaker Bed Slats had a minor flaw.

These bed slats after time slide off of the bed frame to the floor giving a rude awakening to those sleeping above. It became a scary task each night to climb into or out of bed out of fear that you would fall through again. I do not know what led to this flaw but I do have a solution. Maybe the engineers had a really big party the night before or maybe they used the same engineers responsible for the metric-imperial mix-up that crashed the Mars Climate Orbiter.

After trying a couple of quick fixes and searching forums online for solutions I found that the Lillaker Slats were not the only type experiencing this problem. I can only speak about the Lillaker Slats however, as those are the ones I purchased. I also learned that many were trying some inane solutions and attempting to pass them along to others. For example, one guy was trying to tell people to glue the slats to the bed frame. Another said that they attempted to drill the slats into the frame. I don't think that you have to be a rocket scientist to know that these acts of desperation will never work. People, take a moment to visualize the Lillaker bed slats and think about the purpose of bed slats. The slats are slightly curved and resemble a Leaf-Spring Automobile Suspension System. In-fact the slats function exactly in that manner and if you can understand that function you can then understand how those inane solutions will never work.



Slats like the Leaf-Spring are made to flex! Bolting slats to the bed frame will maybe stop the falling to the floor and some bad dreams but it will not be too supportive and may create wonderful back aches. Gluing the slats would produce similar results if the glue were a special SUPER ADHESIVE that could break the laws of physics and actually support the forces produced from the weight of the average adult.

When weight is applied to the slats they flex and as they flatten the length increases slightly thus pushing outward on the bed frame sides. The first part of the solution is to verify correct installation of the metal bracings which will help to prevent bending of the frame which can contribute to the slipping. The second part of the solution involves a bit of creativity. The slats for some reason were designed too short! There is too much space on the center metal beam that allows the slats to expand and slide inward thus allowing the outer edges of the slats to slide off and fall to the floor. We must add some sort of spacer that is hard enough to withstand the pressures but soft enough not to break the slats. The third part of the solution may or may not help solve the issue but it still should be noted. There are a few slats in the middle of the bed that require doubling up. This is to bring more support to where your body weight produces more downward forces. The instructions for the slats do not show specifically whether the smaller secondary slat should be mated to the top or bottom of the primary slat. The only picture for this step in a way suggests that the smaller secondary slat be mated to the bottom. If this was the intention of the picture then it has to be said that the engineers "screwed the pooch" on that one too! The smaller secondary slat should be on top! This is apparent if you study the photo of the leaf suspension system when mounted on a vehicle.







Step 1. Verify correct installation of metal bracings.




NOTE: If the screw is fastened in the other hole then the bracing will be free to expand in an outward direction which is what we do not want. The braces are intended to hold the sides of the bed frame in and keep them from expanding outward.







Step 2. Add a spacer between the two sets of slats on the metal mid-beam.





NOTE: The spacers I chose to use were leather belts.





Hopefully you have some old leather belts lying around. I cut the buckles off of mine and folded the belts in half because one layer was not enough spacer. I suppose you could also just run them full length but sandwich two together for more spacing. Be creative!

NOTE: I used three very long leather belts with buckles cut off. Depending on size of waist and size of bed you may need more or less than I did.





Step 3. Verifying correct orientation of Doubled Slats.

As stated above the smaller secondary slat must be on top which is not specifically shown in the instructions. The lackluster image shown in the assembly instruction booklet kinda sorta implies indirectly that you should have the smaller secondary slat on the bottom. As shown in the diagrams of the Leaf-Spring Suspension for automobiles the smaller secondary slat should be on top where the weight of the person is applied to it. Having this assembly corrected will not only support your body better but also will prevent these specific slats from flexing too much and pushing the side walls of the frame outward even more.






Hopefully this lengthy three step combination work-around will help and prevent you from having to scrap your new IKEA furniture. It worked for me and I am a big guy. It has now been two months since I did this work-around and the slats have not fallen once!! Good Luck! Any questions just let me know and I will try to assist!